They’ve fucked shit up
Since time’s begun
Like Genghis Khan
And Atilla the Hun
With swords of iron
And panties of steel
They make grown men squeal
A long time ago
Some cavemen from space
Threatened the lives of the unicorn race
But their busty protectors stepped in
Saved their skin
No way that those cavemen
Could ever win
Carnage and ruin lay in their wake
Wherever they went
Cavemen’s lives they did take
The Battleaxe Babes saved the unicorn race
And the cavemen have been laid to waste
Those Battleaxe Babes won’t take no crap
They’ll bust your puny balls all over the map
With a bow and arrow
A dagger, a mace
They’ll own your face
In the time of the ancients
In the land of gold
Intruders were encroaching
On the ways of old
Pushing their religion
And decadent ways
They overstayed their welcome
In a matter of days
They were greedy for money
And hungry for land
So the Battleaxe Babes
Had to get out of hand
They chopped up a bunch
Drove out even more
And all was right again
In the land of yore
A Battleaxe Babe
With a spear in her hand
And a sneer on her lips
‘Cross the burning sand
A Battleaxe Babe
On the planet of ice
And she’s coming at you
Really not nice
On the back of a lion
On a dragon’s wing
On the fin of a monster
‘Neath the boiling sea
On a horse
On a whale
No matter what you do
They’re Battleaxe Babes
And they’ll destroy you.
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